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marți, 18 septembrie 2012

I am a principled independent, with a dark side


I was tumblring today when I found an  awesome personality quizz.  It’s very unusual, not like the ones you find on the Internet. Also, it seems creepy, but I can assure you that is accurate.  Someone told me yesterday that I have issues, which is kind of funny, because that person  is one of my issues. Nevertheless,  this quizz confirms  that I really  have a problem   I rewrote the answer in the first person,  to make it more of a confession.

I am a principled independent, with a dark side.

My responses indicate a desire to escape from my troubles, and a fear that this action will destroy what I have already achieved.

These conflicting emotions sometimes cause me  to be abnormally irritable and impatient when my needs are not met. My concentration is also impacted, often leaving me  feeling groggy or agitated.
The ensuing anxiety usually leaves me  feeling vulnerable. As a result, I  become less affectionate with people 

I  care about. I occasionally become caustic and even needlessly cruel.
This stems from my own insecurity and fear of failure. Leveraging  my ability to remain strong in the face of adversity — an ability have proved to possess in the past — is the key to my emotional satisfaction.

I  have a strong opinion of my own abilities, which is deserved. I  am  sharp and intellectually discerning when the need arises. In times of great stress, I have the will power to make difficult decisions.

Here you can find it: http://byzantiumtests.com/

Enjoy the truth!

duminică, 18 martie 2012

Psihoterapie prin telefon

Am găsit pe Facebook, postat de domnișoara Mădălina, care e studentă la Psihologie următorul text, care ne prezintă modul în care se face psihoterapie prin telefon:

"
Daca suferi de tulburare obsesivo-compulsiva apasa repetat tasta 1.

Daca esti co-dependent , roaga pe cineva sa apese tasta 2.

Daca ai personalitati multiple apasa 3, 4, 5 si 6.

Daca esti paranoic, nu e nevoie sa apesi vreo tasta. Deja stim cine esti; ramai pe fir sa iti detectam telefonul.

Daca esti schizofrenic, asculta cu atentie, si o voce iti va spune ce tasta sa apesi.

Daca esti deprimat, nu conteaza ce tasta apesi. Oricum nu iti va raspunde nimeni.

Daca suferi de halucinatii, fii atent ca obiectul acela pe care il tii la ureche este viu si o sa te muste. "